Six basic rules to follow if you will be joining us in Lagos, Nigeria

Most people turn their noses up when they hear the word LAGOS, all that comes to their mind is the gum body situation, over rowdiness, and traffic.

Tufia!! not me, i always say i can’t live anywhere else apart from Lagos. so today i will be sharing some simple rules to follow if you want to survive in Lagos.

Rule No 1: Always be prepared:

Lagos is not for the indecisive. you will have to man up and make valid plans if you are going to consider living in Lagos.

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On Chinese men living in Nigeria who can’t speak english

So on a que at shoprite Ikeja (who knew Chinese people living in Lagos choose Sunday as their shopping day). I asked two “Chinko” men if they were last on the que and unknown to me, they couldn’t speak english! Mehnnnnn

The older guy had bought bags upon bags of

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Milkshake Rebellion wayyyyyy- Spur Ikeja.

Guys i went the food way todayyyyyy (Sunday) and as you all know food is my first love and i pursue it passionately. Apparently i made plans on visiting olumo rock two days ago and as expected from group outings, my fellow adventurers slyed (story for another day).

If you do know my school Babcock university, one thing precious

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A sort of kinky nonsense i don’t relate with: Winning a mans heart.

This is actually a ranting post but i actually did not wake up angry yoooo.

So i got disgusted this morning when i saw the post title “Chioma Avril has succeeded in winning Davido’s heart by cooking tasty meals” on my timeline. I have never really paid attention to the suppression

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Gisting, a more palatable word for “Schadenfreude”

What i am about to share is very sensitive information so, so, anyway, whatever too personal you feel as to if it applies to you just don’t abeg ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’.

Apparently you know all about people and their addiction to “gisting” well guys, i also have the virus.

The thing about being a writer

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A life without social media (not one i am looking forward to!)

Imagine, just take a step back and think on how things were 30 years back, * i can’t even * no whatsapp, snapchat, Instagram or wordpress!! How were my friends supposed to reach me.

Hmmm let me see, 30 years backwards people

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