Ajuwaya Journal: Officer Francis the lover boy.

I have actually heard it all in this Lagos, the shouts of sane people screaming Corper wee and Ajuwaya, and also the blaring of some folks that are just silly, screaming Corper, Corper, Corper πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ on top of their lungs.

My peopleeeeee! What you are about to read has been gasing me up since Tuesday πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. I literally had to keep myself from breaking the one blog post update a week rule for the sake of mother consistency 😣😣😣. But worry not! I am here with gist.

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Changing my blog name.

Today, we are just going to kiss it Keep It Short and Simple, but today will also determine the heading of the links you will be clicking to go to your favourite girl’s blog (that’s me).

Emm guys, i want your opinion. The honest one oh! Not the bad belle one. I have selected a few names i have decided to change my blog to. You can also give your

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Ajuwaya Journal: Camp chronicles, The pride that comes with buying bottled water.

Many a time whenever i hear people say “those that buy table water feel like they have made it in life” i have always felt like such statements came from a place of jealousy tho. But these few days i have spent in NYSC camp Lagos has opened my eye’s to some wow realities.

I come from a home

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Ajuwaya Journal: Camp chronicles, Hold the waist. Hold it tight.

LMAO. Your favourite girl arrived NYSC Lagos camp on the 23rd of October 2018 (yes! You heard right). Lagos wayyyyyyy. So update to all my enemies that were rejoicing over thinking i will be posted to Borno, sorry oh. But i am so not sorry.

The first few hour’s (day’s actually) at Lagos camp serving as an “Eko Kopa” have been great so far. Right from the gate where my suitcase was searched up until the registration process, it was actually

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Ajuwaya Journal: Pre-Camp chronicles, My village people at it again. NYSC, i picked Borno state as my first choice.

Is it a crime to be Yoruba and Ibadan? Sigh. My village people came for me again after their first attempt πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (read here). Well they did not succeed just yet, but let’s talk about this thing called NYSC.

If you don’t get the drift about NYSC you should go back to this post (here) and read all about it. I gave a comprehensive explanation about it, so you can read all about it here. If you don’t still understand then i can’t help you oh, my brother’s and sister’s, only Jesus can saveeeeeeee. Lol.

So on a fateful day

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I put my relationship on display, now it will crash!

Lol. Okay. Firstly, if you are on my WhatsApp status list and you already started clapping and squeezing your face like a Yoruba woman while you “fake” your heart going out to me in this period of “heartbreak”, biko, bring that hand down πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Ngwanu, read to the end first.

Secondly, i know i deserve beating

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The Eagle has landed and it landed hard πŸ˜«πŸ˜«πŸ˜«.

Sooooooo, if you haven’t heard and you don’t know, let me start beating Yoruba Apala drums for you now ohhhhh becauseeeee LIFE OF OREOFE IS BACK IN NIGERIA πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘. If you dare laugh at me i will block you πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (all na mouth oh).

For those of you asking

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